Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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