I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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