It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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