yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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