So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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