I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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