The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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