just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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