I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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