"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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