we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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