I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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