i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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