you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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