Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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