carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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