Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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