belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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