Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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