Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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