He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Randomize