hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I did not marry a roomba.
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