It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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