There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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