like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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