Say something about gay babies.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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