i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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