Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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