Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I love you. Go after that dick
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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