Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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