so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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