Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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