FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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