i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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