A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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