and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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