walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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