There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
