Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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