I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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