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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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