everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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