i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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