Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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