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i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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