She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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