Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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