i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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