and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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