her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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