Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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