Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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