she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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