Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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